Oliver WhiteThe fifty-fifth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. Here we have three of the four Red Bull drivers; David Coulthard and Mark Webber from the senior squad and Sebastien Bourdais from Scuderia Toro Rosso. But what on earth could they possibly be discussing in the Belgian pit garage?
Image Copyright © GEPA/Mathias Kniepeiss.
Ok Le Seb, up for auction next is lot 112 – a seat at Red Bull Racing. We do have a phone bidder, and if you don’t raise your hand now it will be going, going, gone !
Mark Webber: You seriously think the FIA would let you on to the podium wearing those stupid glasses? Nah, mate, they’d rather stick the secret tyres on some bearded guy so he can steal your place.
So next year you are going to be the new guy at RBR and you have glasses? Man, you are going to get picked on!
So we’re all agreed. Hide Vettel in a cupboard until they forget about him?
“So you where in 3rd place and then on the last corner you lost all the places and finished 7th, ha ha … I guess intermediates where the right choice then !”
Webber : “Pull my finger”
Coulthard : “This is going to be awesome!”
So you heard Mateschitz say that Sebastian was moving up to Red Bull and you thought that he meant ……
‘Dave, keep smilin’ while we rough the b****** up till he hands over those Big Red Engines…’
*David lets a fart rip*
Dave: Aaahhhhh…
Mark: Aww man, that stinks! Was that you, Seb?!
Mark : Bourdais, I’m afriad to say this, you’re fired.
Webber: Excuse me Frenchy, could you get us two cups of coffee?
Le Seb: But…
DC: I like mine with some cream no sugar please.
Le Seb: Hold on, I’m a driver…
Webber: Oh, you didn’t get the news then…
Mark: Ahh… So you are the other Sebastian!!
David: Who???
After shuffling He`s feet for a full five minutes,Webber was about to show the lads the power of static electricity