The one-hundred-second photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. We haven’t captioned a photograph of funny-face himself, Mark Webber, in a long time. So here’s a shot of the lovable Australian at the German Grand Prix last year, celebrating his maiden victory with a bottle of Mumm and an unforgettable facial expression.
Invisible Man claims back stolen champagne with a frightening right hook punch
“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”
Mark Webber starts the transformation process, enabling him to steal BBC Sports Personality of the Year from Jenson Button, by turning into Ryan Giggs.
They did warn me about the effects of mixing Red Bull and Champagne. Dammit.
Figjam Matie, bundi come a guster, no fair dinkum Cuban..
Aussie to English Translation
“F I’m good; just ask me” Friend, the cigar had an accident, no genuine Cuban..
Mark Webber proves himself to be a cheap drunk. One sip of the bubbly and he is off his face.
Mark Webber demonstrates what his face looks like under his helmet when experiencing force levels of 5G.
Webber takes a right hook from Vettel who is wearing the cloak of invisibility.
The impact of the cork was much worse than Mark had anticipated!
Mark Webber demonstrates why you shouldn’t pull the cork out with your teeth
Mark wished he had listened to his mother after the wind decided to change direction during his podium celebrations!
Weber opens champagne bottle with teeth
I won the German Grand Prix and I… jizzed! in! my pants!
or with added pun:
Mark wished he had listened to his mumm after the wind decided to change direction during his podium celebrations!
It’s water! Noooooooooooo!
“Yo Adrian, I DID IT!!!!!!!!”
This is what happens to your face when your visor pops up at +230KPH.
Mark: I knew I shouldn’t have shaked it before I opened it.
My dog looks the same way when I roll down the window….
This is my horse impersonation but I also use it when I go to the dentist so he can get right back into my mouth…