Oliver WhiteThe fortieth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. This time we have a shot taken at a recent golf tournament, organised in celebration of Rubens Barrichello’s 257th grand prix start. Here, Barrichello discusses the finer points of golf with F1’s other OAP, David Coulthard.
Image courtesy of HondaF1.
dc: y’knoh. if they’d only given lewis a proper costume and not made him do the flying thing in his racing suit then it’d have been okay.
rb: for sure.
DC: And then you watch to see where your ball ends up.
FM: Are you supposed to aim for the trees like that, David?
Driver of the day?
Hah, it’s Barrichello, isn’t it? Missed the Honda jacket and just assumed. No matter, just substitute RB for FM. 😉
@Clive: I’ll put the names in bold type next time! 😉
RB: Hey David, isn’t it you who normally gets stuck in the sand-trap?
(after watching DC not making a move for about an hour)
RB : What are you thinking so hard on, DC?
DC : I am researching to make the ball find it’s way through the trees instead of me driving it..
RB : DC, probably you should move that research to F1, finding a way one’s car moves away from other nearing ones, instead of you making it to, hehehe
DC: I’m not sure I really like this cane the FIA have forced me to use?
RB: Well if it helps you avoid other cars then I’m all for it!
Didn’t actually read the post, Oliver – I thought all these caption contests just said the same thing! But I still think it looks a lot more like Massa than Barrichello – you don’t suppose Rubens let him use the gear that day, do you?
Anyway, here’s another entry, not concentrating on DC’s recent record for a change:
DC: Scottish invention, golf, ya know, Rubens. Think it would suit me for my retirement?
RB: Dunno, David, but, if we have to go for our national sports, does that mean I’ll be playing football? I was thinking about crown bowling, myself…
DC: That’s the third time Lewis has put the ball in the drink this game!
RB: Well, this is one sport these youngsters will never master…
RB : They are really far now ! What do you think?
DC : Well… Just watch for the safety car going out… we will catch up then !
@Clive: Ooooh, I’ve so been trying to get bowling into a comment all day! I take my cap off sir, you got there first. The captions were just that previously, but when I changed to this ‘ere look, there was no way (that I can currently figure out) to exclude the thumbnail. Thus, I need a bit of text to push the larger image down. Besides, it offers more opportunity to waffle…
@Everyone: Great comments, I’m enjoying them all.
Edit: I just got the double-meaning in my comment above. When I said ‘cane’, I meant the things blind people use, not a walking stick. But walking stick works and is less offensive.
RB : So… what is the time David?
DC: 1’12”… this is not what I call I quick pee-stop Rubens !
(I apologise for this gallic humour)
DC – between two of us we have got pair of oldest balls on the course.
RB – These kids actually think finding our balls on the course is part of the game , great party eh !!
RB : Eagle!
DC: Who? Me?
RB: Shutup Famous Grouse !
RB: the flag says 18. Still 18 laps to go then?
DC: I give up Rubens! Fancy a drink in the clubhouse?
Thinking in retrospect !
RB-I could of been a golfer you know
DC-What,a small furry animal
RB-GOLFER not GOFER
DC-Oh sorry I missed heard,so why didnt you?
RB-I am not very good at golf
Sorry Ollie, I`ll watch my Ps and Qs in future.It does read better now you`ve changed it.
No problem Gusto.
Comments containing swear words usually go straight to moderation, like yours did yesterday. I normally just delete them but as you’d been having fun with the captions I altered the language and allowed the comment.
I don’t mind the odd soft-swearing, but strong four-letter words are generally a no-no – youngsters might be reading. But like I said, no problem Gusto, and thanks for commenting.
Edit: I’ve just realised my comment policy says nothing about language, so apologies to Gusto. I’ll edit the policy after I’ve typed this edit.