Oliver WhiteThe twenty-sixth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. Here have a press conference from the bulid up to the 2002 Hngarian Grand Prix, with Mark Webber, David Coulthard, Jacques Villeneuve, Ralf Schumacher, Juan Pablo Montoya and Rubens Barrichello.
Ralf and Rubens both wish Montoya would try eating some mints from time to time.
Is it me, or is Jacques eyeing up Ralf?
David Coulthard finally gets his complicated “remote Montoya kicking” mechanism to work.
Montoya and JV: “How boring. I might as well be driving on ovals”
Webber:”If I could only get out of Minardi, I would surely win races.”
DC:”Things are so good here at McLaren. Mika and I are always treated equally.”
Rubens:”I may be #2 at Ferrri, but at least I’m not on some back-marker team where I would go though a whole season without scoring points.”
Ralf:”I’m the third best driver in F1. Well, maybe the third best German driver in F1.”
Voiceover: “Welcome back to F1 Challenge – now whoever gets the next question right wins the drive of their choice for next season…”
JPM: Hey, look! Free peanuts!
RB: Careful, I think I just broke a tooth on one…
RS: Peanuts huh. At Toyota we get pistachios.
DC: No way, Ralf – I took all the pistachios before you got here!
MW: .oO(Stone the crows, Rubens is right! My bloody filling’s come out.)
JV: .oO(I’d rather be in a rock band…)
(All drivers in thought): “I’m not answering that question!”
DC: Sorry guys, I had haggis last night! 😉
Jacques watched, David grimaced and Ralf turned away as Juan pretended to fellate his microphone.
Apologies for lowering the tone!
Mosley undresses in the press conference room again.
Rubens:Those G-forces are really getting to me .
Montoya: AAAAH ! you farted .
Ralf: Why does it allways come in my direction.
Mark: mmmpphh, loctite on glass.
David: Won”t nick my bloody water again will you.
J.V: Maybe if I sit still long enough nobody will notice me.
Montoya: “Woohooo I just beat Super Mario on the gameboy1”
Ralf: “Dis is so boring, get me out of here”
Rubens: “Actually Montoya, we are trying to look professional”
Jaques: “Why can’t we get gameboys at BAR?!?”
DC: “Hah kids these days!”
Webber: “Some buggers changed me Fosters for a water, where is he?”
So guys, what have you done with Michael?