Oliver WhiteThe forty-seventh photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. As promised, I will try to vary the photos more and this time we have Michael Schumacher being snapped in a difficult position at the start of the Chinese Grand Prix back in 2005. Schumacher had spun his Ferrari and found his route back to the pitlane blocked. Isn’t it funny how no amount of protective clothing can fully prepare you for a life as a racing driver!
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The german driver decided to have a vasectomy at the track because he thought he had enough children.
Just call me Michael Skewermacher from now on.
“Where’s Ralf? Maybe we can organise a transplant.”
Michael told later to Felipe : “-watch the poles they can be a pain in the a**” So when Kubica arrived Massa didn’t ignore the threat….
The FIA test new Chastity Safety Belt.
Come on Michael, you can’t sit on the fence on this one: Is Felipe really any good…?
Scheiße! Just what I thought. I DID drop my car keys down this pipe.
Didn’t know I’d have to get pricked by a metal fence to capture this pole, how easy it was to do it on a track!!
Michael Schumacher decided to protest the Chinese Grand Prix’s million-dollar lifts by leaving the circuit using the cheapest-looking route possible.
No contenders for Pole for peerless Schumi
Castration? Yes I’m a little on the fence regarding that issue
Racing against the fence….
After a seat belt failure during a nasty crash,Michael was quite concerned about were he ended up.But that was nothing to what he felt when he dicovered it was an electric fence.
Help I think Ive got captionitis,Ill fill them all in,even if it kills me!