Oliver WhiteThe thirty-eighth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. You guys seem to like adding captions to David Coulthard, so here’s another potential funny from the Scot himself.
Image courtesy of GEPA and Red Bull.
“See! Told you I could pat my head and rub my chest at the same time! Now gimme that fiver..”
“What? Karen’s Belgian, not French?! And I thought this outfit would impress her – glad I didn’t bother with the string of onions. I’m gonna regret eating all that garlic though aren’t I?”
Coulthard’s impression of Frank Spencer didn’t go down well with the corporate sponsors of Red Bull.
“Do you sink zey will recognize me in this disguise? Maybe I can slip thru ze media frenzy! Zey love pinning me down for comments… I keep telling zem it eez not my fault!”
Coulthard was forced to retire due to an untreatable case of “headorrhoids.”
Something between this is not working at the moment.
Coulthard was astonished to discover that his engineer thought rivals were crashing into him due to his penchant for wearing dodgy berets and doing silly dances down the pitlane.
I swear I’ll keep my head cool when cornering next time but how about the design of my new helmet ?
DC; one cool cat, just chillin’ before the race……
Listen: Can we exchange headsets? mine is leaking… give you my Red Bull scarf on top of that !
DC: “This fever is a nightmare; i have a raw throat, and doc informed me my temperature is topping his charts! I told Bernie we shouldn’t be racing so close to the winter months”
Engineer: “Let’s not discuss ‘topping charts’ in any great detail, please”
Five minutes to the start of the race and Coulthard`s Hangover hadnt shifted.