Oliver WhiteThe ninety-ninth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. He had a disastrous weekend in Valencia, but somehow Luca Badoer managed to ride through and keep his seat for this weekend’s Belgian Grand Prix. Prior to qualifying and the race though, Badoer was snapped in his garage sharing a few words with Bernie Ecclestone. What could the pair have been talking about?
Just keep faking it till Monza, I’m gonna make a mint when you win there.
Kimi’s already on board, I’ve got him in with Subaru for next year
You and me, we’re joined at the hip!
Bernie decided to show Luca what it felt like to be blocked by someone slower.
I thought you’d be much taller.
Bernie: I have tried everything to distract people from talking about how Valencia is. I have one last idea so here is what I want you to do.
Bernie “Luca, listen to me… your car is RED! ”
Luca “I think so…”
That’s a good point. Is Bernie standing on a box or something!?
Bernie:”Ooh One,Two,Three Turn Pout. What do you think?, I`am gonna do it at Max`s leaving bash”
Luca:”Why is Max interested in whether I live on the second floor?.”
A stony silence followed.
Arrgh just noticed you can see Bernie`s nip**e, think I`am gonna be si……..
Now listen Michael, just relax. I’ve spent a lot of money on that surgical latex mask. Just do your best…. if your not up to it we’ll swap you for the real luca at the next race & no-one will ever have to know
You haven’t aged a bit in these last 10 years… Bernie!
“Say something funny Luca, like you are taking Lewis’s seat next year” “Then we can get out of the spotlight and move on to Caption contest #100”
“Hey Luca, I’m going commando!” so am I Bernie
just remember sonny I,m still the boss!
what do you mean you close your eye’s on the tight turns?
Bernie: If you play your cards right I will get you a race seat with Toyota next year…
Luca: I’ll quit from Ferrari then!
Kiss me. Kiss me here. Kiss me now you fool. In front of all the world press so that we can reveal our love and the true reason you were ever given a chance to drive in F1.
Get off that box Luca your making me look even smaller !
Luca’s heart breaks when Bernie says:
“You were crap 10 yrs ago, and ur crap now!”