Oliver WhiteThe fifty-sixth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. I know, two Red Bull pictures in a row, but Mark Webber just produces some of the funniest facial expressions I cannot help myself. Here is Mark mid-discussion with Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone. But what could the Australian possibly be saying to the diminutive Brit.
Image Copyright © GEPA/Franz Pammer.
I’m telling you Bernie, I only told him to pull me bleedin’ finger. I didn’t realise he was gonna go and blub to the press about it. Jeez, can’t a bloke make a joke anymore!?
You really should see the bloke who does my hair. I’m telling you, you will look years younger and you’ll be able to needle Bill Gates about his bad hair and goofy glasses!
You know Bernie, even through your combover I can see the bald spot on the top of your head. Everyone can, ‘cos you see – we are ALL taller than you.
Mark Webber: You seriously expect me to believe it was drinking Red Bull that stunted your growth? Come on, Bernie, they weren’t even making the stuff when you were a kid.
You know what would be really funny Bernie? Next time there is a mixed up qualifying session hack into the timing system and put three Red Bull cars at the top.
Bernie, can you do something about these kids I was complaining about last year? They’re taking over the sport now!
Look Bernie…
All you have to do is bend over, we put the hose up your ass, it only takes a few minutes and its over…you’ll feel like a new man…It doesn’t hurt, believe me…I do it weekly and look at my skin!
Max Loves It!!!
Bernie, I have NO idea how the Vodka got in here!
“Yes Bernie, believe me. It Does. Yes it is absolutely true.”
“Red Bull gives you wings!!”
Perhaps if you give this a try, you’ll pick up at least a few inches in height down the road….
Bernie,I swear it wasnt me who urinated in your drink.Its supposed to taste like that